Savez vous quand vous aller mourrir ?

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Exclusive and infallible Newsky.it Deathclock predicts you are going to die on
Monday 5th March 2057 at 8:21,
that is to say in
1.574.546.754
seconds,
at the age of 76,

strangled by your son's yo-yo

You are at 34.4% of your life

Mon fils va me tuer

Exclusive and infallible Newsky.it Deathclock predicts you are going to die on
Saturday 30th May 2076 at 13:44,
that is to say in
2.181.589.029
seconds,
at the age of 85 !

With your heart broken by your partner (a stub right in the middle of your chest).

You are at 19.4% of your life
C'est quoi a stub right ? ^^ et middle chest ?

Chest c'est le coffre, le buffet, donc dans la poitrine en gros et Stub right j'ai la flemme de chercher :p
En tout cas il semblerait que ta concubine t'es powned
Sinon pas d'accord que tu vives plus vieux

Exclusive and infallible Newsky.it Deathclock predicts you are going to die on
Sunday 20th May 2068 at 21:10,
that is to say in
1.928.097.366
seconds,
at the age of 87,

in a train, due to a plane accident (the plane will crash down on the train).
You are at 30.1% of your life

Exclusive and infallible Newsky.it Deathclock predicts you are going to die on
Thursday 24th October 2058 at 21:19,
that is to say in
1.626.035.081
seconds,
at the age of 75, N

slain by the perfidious creators ot the Deathclock.

You are at 31.8% of your life


HAHAHA